You'll find yourself engulfed by a wave of fanfiction and dragons, enjoy! You see that stuff westerdly from here? Yeeeees, of course you do! Well, that's the standard I have for quality in my stuff.
I have low standards I know, but then I won't be dissapointed!
Now I'll vainly talk about meself.
-que hair flip and batter of eyelashes-
I like lots of different things, so I'll probably like you.
The End c:
By the way since I'm just the darnest and ever so complicated and hipster (aspiring anyway....), down below I've contradicted that statement by typing down my family, because I feel it's ABSOLUTELY UNNECESSARY for you to be aware of who I gave birth to.
MAN OF THE HOUSE-
WOMAN/EN OF THE HOUSE- too many to type down
DAUGHTER- (crawls into fetal position and crys) YOU HAPPY NOW LILITH
SONS (in chronological order)-
and the adopted one~
and some other kids, technically everyone is my son because I'm such a.... 'social butterfly' (spoilers LAWL) but y'know, whatever...
DOG-
LOLTUMBLRHIPSTAALYFEEE
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